Unconditional love for cilantro may manifest itself in this way: http://fuckyeahcilantro.tumblr.com/
And there might be images like this:
April 15, 2009
April 09, 2009
The Dirty Mermaid
Another Barbie took a shot at me. The topless nymph pushed for a romp in the shower this morning. I may need to remove all Barbies from the home. This is getting out of hand. Dirty tramp Barbie whores.
April 07, 2009
New Converse Kicks
How can you pass on these sneaks at $17?
April 05, 2009
New Parent Must Haves
Just as every adult should have Excedrin, NyQuil and Neosporin in the medicine cabinet, every parent should have the following for the newborn / infant years:
The only cream worthy of your child's chapped ass.
Gripe water. Try a few different brands. Baby's Bliss works for us.
The swing. Doing its job for, I don't know, a long frickin time.
The play mat or gym. Hours of entertainment while you clean the bathroom.
The boppy. Without it, feeding would suck.
Recall shmee-call. The kid loves it.
March 24, 2009
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March 17, 2009
Over the Hill . . .
She had her 5th birthday on Sunday, and Scarlett might just be "over the hill." How can you be over the hill at 5-yrs-old, you might ask???
Well, you can if the moment you turn 5, you are obsessively preoccupied with the fact that it is all downhill from there, that you start anxiously (by "anxiously" I mean stay awake at night) awaiting Kindergarten (6 months away), and thinking (all on her own, I might add) that it might just be time to give up your comfort item (a blankey) and then leaving it in you cubby at school with the express idea of trying to make it through the weekend without it (knowing full well that if you didn't leave it in your cubby at school for the weekend, you wouldn't be able to leave it alone).
Sounds like over-the-hill to me--so what does that make her gray-in-his-beard dad? Old as the hills?
March 16, 2009
The Same People
I'm pretty sure Patti Stanger, the Millionaire Matchmaker, and Chyna, the former Pro-Wrestler, are the same people. This has got to be worthy of a Seperated at Birth post...
Patti Stanger, Millionaire Matchmaker
Chyna, Former Pro-Wrestler
I'm not going to comment on the genetic makeup of these "women".
March 13, 2009
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