How Do You Know If You're Done Having Children?

[Interior, the Thomas kitchen. Evening. Jude walks out of the bathroom with his pants still down]

Stef: "Jude, why are your pants down? Did you use the bathroom?"

Jude: "um . . ."

Stef: [walking into the bathroom and looking in the sink] "Juuuude? Did you stuff the cap to the air freshener into the drain hole in the sink?"

Jude: "A mouse did it."